Husband Caught Cheating Apologizes To Wife on National Newspaper (Photo)

Husband Caught Cheating Apologizes To Wife on National Newspaper (Photo)

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Mario Balotelli Wants a Kiss from the Queen if Italy Beats Costa Rica

Mario Balotelli Wants a Kiss from the Queen if Italy Beats Costa Rica

Italy striker, Mario Balotelli made this cheeky proposal yesterday on his Twitter page and it's gone viral. lol.

Following England’s 2-1 loss to Uruguay on Thursday, their only chance of staying in the World Cup is now in the hands of Balotelli and his fellow teammates. If Italy manages to beat Costa Rica, their victory will not only put Italy on the verge of qualification for the last-16 but will give Roy Hodgson's side some hope of joining them as group runners-up.

And when they do that, Mario wants a kiss from the queen. Someone said he's asking for too much though. haha.

Meet The Pastor Who Says He Impregnates Married, Single & Teenagers As The Spirit Leads

Meet The Pastor Who Says He Impregnates Married, Single & Teenagers As The Spirit Leads

That's the pastor in a yellow shirt with two of the married women he impregnated

No wonder the bible says God will start his judgement right from the church. The story of the General Overseer of Vineyard Ministry in Enugu will make you laugh, but then it could have been jazz. I strongly believe he must have jazzed the women. The Pastor who has impregnated over 20 members of his church including married women, mothers and daughters said, he did it because it was a commandment from God. 

I don’t sleep with them until the spirit tells me to go ahead, he said.

But the Pastor met his waterloo when his wife couldn’t cope with the number of women and babies living in the church premises any more and wrote the police who came in and arrested him. Find the story which happened in Enugu after the cut.

The Police in Enugu State have arrested one Timothy Ngwu, the General Overseer of Vineyard Ministry of the Holy Trinity, located at Ihe/Owerre, Nsukka in Enugu State.

Before his arrest on Friday, the self-acclaimed Pastor, who said he was obeying God’s command, has put not less than 20 members of his church in a family way.

DailyPost gathered that Ngwu does not spare even married women in his devilish act.

The spokesman of the Enugu State Police Command, Ebere Amaraizu, DSP, disclosed that “the pastor claims to be obeying prophetic/spiritual injunction to do the will of God, which is to impregnate any one chosen and revealed by the Holy Spirit, irrespective of whether the woman is married or not.

“When the woman is delivered of the baby, the child remains in the ministry with the mother for life”.

Amaraizu added that “Vineyard Ministry of the Holy Trinity, located at Umudikwere, Ihe/Owere Nsukka in Enugu was not known until DSP Gloria Udoka and her operatives from the Anti Child Trafficking unit of the state criminal and investigation department, stormed the place based on the complaint they received from the wife of the Pastor, Veronica Ngwu, bordering on sexual abuse of people in the ministry, which has brought about indiscriminate pregnancy among married and single women in the ministry.

“According to Veronica, her husband used to be a well known catechist in Nsukka Catholic”.

It was further disclosed that while acting under the same alleged will of God, the Pastor got his wife’s niece pregnant.

“Some of the members’ wives are now living with him after he impregnated all of them”, the statement added.

Reacting to the allegations against him, the General Overseer stated that he has about five wives with thirteen children, apart from other concubines, who came as a result of the prophetic will of God.

He claimed that he does not do anything with any married woman until full consent and agreement is reached between him and the husband in line with the directives of the holy Spirit.

Two of the women, who had left their husband and are now living with the General Overseer, Calista Omeje, and Assumpta Odo confirmed that they left their husband and went to the General Overseer based on the prophetic injunction to do the will of God.

Calista revealed that she is married to her husband with ten children, and that she was impregnated by Timothy, though the baby later died.

She further disclosed that she also gave her daughter out to the General Overseer to be impregnated in fulfilment of the will of God.

Assumpta Odo also confirmed the development, pointing out that she is also married with eight children and that the pastor impregnated her as well as her daughter.

Source;http://ladunliadi.blogspot.com/

WORST PICK UP LINES EVER USED

An ugly woman can walk around a neighbourhood and hardly attract men's interest. However, a pretty woman, even if all covered up, will make men sprain their necks as they look over their shoulders when she swaggers by.

And you can bet that such a woman will be accosted by wayward men who don’t have a clue how to approach a woman.
Here are some of the dumb pick up lines she is likely to hear;

. Safaricom announced that today is ‘exchange the number’ day; please give me your number.

. I dreamt about you last night, please make my dream come true and come to my house.

. Your daddy must have been a terrorist, ’cause your body is the bomb.

. The only smile I have seen today is a smile from my toothless grandmother; please smile to remind me how a real smile looks like.

. Your shadow is complaining. A fine lady like you doesn’t deserve to walk alone, let me give you company.

. Just shake my hand and extend my life by a day.

. Girl, you have set me on fire, kiss me and cool me down.

. Some women were born and others came from heaven, and you are one of them. Ask me how I know.

. I don’t know what you are looking for in this neighbourhood, but whatever it is you have found it. Here I am.

. You are a goddess; I just wanna get on my knees and start pleasing you.

. You got me speaking a foreign language but when we will go home, I will take you to a foreign country.

Your finger needs a wedding ring, come to my house ‘cause I got one that belonged to my great grandmother.

Girl, you are hot, let me take you to my bed and you warm it.

I got a dishwasher and a cook; the only thing missing is a missus.

The Bible says, ‘Ask and you shall receive’. Will you give me what mama gave you?

If you were to give me a chance, you won’t keep changing your last name.

TYPES OF KENYAN MEN

Kenyan men are probably the most versatile breed of people to come into existance. They come in all shapes and sizes and have can tend to hide their true nature. When it comes to dating, this poses a hard task for women in identifying the men they are with. Here is my take on what how to spot what breed of kenyan ur with

SUPER SENSITIVE STEVE

This is the guy you dumped because he was too nice. He would carry your handbag for you, called you 5 times a day and cried when you broke up him.He probably is always talking about marriage and has already picked out baby names.  He always wants to talk about feelings and stuff. Most probably working at some boring nine to five job. U met him at some singles semminar where he was the only guy. if ur dating this guy, run! There is only room for one chic in the relationship
Plus? well, he loves cuddling
Bummer? He always uses your shampoo


BUFF BRIAN

This guy is on every imaginable steroid in the market. He is probably a gym instructor or you always find him in the gym. He wears tight fitting clothes that make him look like a ball of muscle. This guy is either a male gigolo or is always flirting with the ladies. He is the guy that ever chic has his number as the rebound guy or the booty call. Most probably unemployed and has some rich sugar mummy financing him
Plus side? he doesn't talk so much
Bummer? u always have Ur gynaecologist number on speed dial


THE IGWES

U met him at some club in westie on Friday. Probably Galileo's. He was sitting alone having a drink and checking you out. He winks at you and you wink back. The rest as they say, is history. Then begins a whirling romance with him. But wait. suddenly, you cant wear short skirt or tight clothes. U cant go out with your friends. He expects you to be home before him and have a big dinner waiting for him. He is slowly pushing for you to leave your job and to be 100percent reliant on him. This guy is still stuck in the dark ages where women were just for reproduction. This guy will insist on a traditional wedding and may even take a second wife. He expects you to get pregnant the same week you got married.
plus side? paid a nice dowry
bummer? bye bye skinny jeans




GEORGY POGGY

This guy will probably grow up to be the uncle who cannot be left home with the kids. The well know child molester. Currently, he is the class pervert who is always taking pictures of chicks asses or the guy from work who always has his hands in his pants. He is a regular at nearly all brothels. He loves hooking up with random chicks.You probably met him online. His phone is filled with naked pics and lets not even get started with his porn collection at home. He probably got fired from his last job for sexual molestation. Works in the IT profession as most perverts are IT guys.  He will bang anything in a skirt
Plus side? he can forget Ur his girlfriend and leave you a tip in the morning
Bummer? he prefers the back door

BROKE-ASS BENJI

He always forgets his wallet at home all the time the two of you go out. He borrows money from you and has not paid back even a dime. He has baby mommas front, right and center. All his money goes to the court filled child support he is paying to his baby mommas. He is a lousy dad and even lousier boyfriend. girl! Just pick up TLC hit record No Scrubs and listen to it. i swear you will have an epiphany. I am all for dating all kind of people.but seriously? He cant pay for his dinner? See ya!
plus side? he has cute babies
bummer? baby momma drama

SAMMY THE SINGLE DAD

U met him at the park with his kids. Apparently, his baby momma left him for some other guy or wasn't ready to settle down. Dating this guy is like walking on a thin rope. He is always cancelling dates. Either his sons dog died or has the flu or maybe the baby sitter cancelled. You feel like you are always competing for his attention. There is nothing much i can say about this group because our country needs great dads like him. But that doesn't mean that you are of any less importance. Evaluate yourself and analyse how much baggage you can handle.
Plus side? he ain't afraid of commitment
Bummer? his daughter hates you


THE WOMEN BASHERS
These men hate women. They see nothing good in them. They probably had a bad experience with their previous girlfriend or had mothers who abandoned them when they were little. Most of these guys are players and don't have any remorse about playing a woman. They are the kind of guys who like talking about the stuff they did with their girlfriend and refer to the women in their lives as whore or gold diggers.
Plus side? you definitely know all he is not the one
Bummer? all his pals know about secret fetish


MANNY THE MOMMA'S BOY

This guy has never had to do any work thanks to his possessive mother. He probably works at his dads company as some irrelevant position they made just for him. He goes to work once a month. To pick up his paycheck. Dating him is like raising a toddler. He leaves his clothes everywhere and wont clean up after himself. He is always having his friends over at your place. To make matters worse, his mom always checks up on him to see if he has had a regular bowel movement ever 2hours.
Plus side?you get to have your own baby. minus the stretch marks and dirty diapers
Bummer? his mom doesn't think Ur good enough for him


PAUL THE POLITICIAN

This guy knows everything about anything that is going on around the word. He thinks you are arrogant for not following up with current affairs and stuff like that. He is always talking politics and about controversial issues. He always has an opinion on everything and is the guy who always starts arguments in bars. He is either an unemployed lawyer or a former politician. He makes you miss your favourite soap opera to watch some stupid documentary about obama. This guy also tends to be quite snoopy and will put some tracking software in your phone.
Plus side? he is like a walking encyclopedia
Bummer? he is unbearable during election season


CHARLES THE CHUBBY CHASER

These are men who have a strange fetish for fat women. They will only date women past the 100kg mark. Dont laugh. These kind of men are increasing and usually try to fatten up their girlfriends. He always says stuff like, i like women with meat on their bones. I really dont get this whole weirdness.
Plus side? wont bug you about ur love handles
Bummer? he really needs therapy

MAINA KAGENI FANS

This is the lot of guys who i am really sceptical about the most. cmon! A guy who is always on the radio in the morning listening to kenyan women talking about their non-performing husbands? This is the same lot who always listens to kiss fm's rush hour dramma and are a fan of easy fms ciku's busted. They even like phoning in to give their two cents of advice. I cannot trust a man who seeks advice about women from a gay guy.
Plus side? he loves yor favourite soaps
Bummer? he is a closet gay

Source; kenyangirlsrelationshipblog.blogspot.com