BEAUTIFUL WARM HEART OF AFRICA

A picture tells a thousand words. So let these Malawi local snapshots take you on a journey to this amazing destination. These Malawi photos will show you all the highlights and give you some handy ideas for your holiday.

AMAZING…………….CHECKOUT THE WORLD'S FIRST UNDERWATER RESTAURANT

Wow! Imagine dining under water with an amazing view of real sharks ,turtles and all sea animals.. The world's  first underwater sea restaurant at the Conrad Maldives Hotel is built five metres below the surface of the Indian Ocean. Covered with glass, it lets guests enjoy the beauty of the ocean without getting wet. The restaurant is so bright, diners and staff are required to wear sunglasses.

 MAN BREAKS GUINNESS RECORD FOR THE LONGEST TIME SPENT COVERED IN BEES (PHOTOS)

Liangming, of Fengxin County in China, has just broken the record for the most time spent being covered in bees.Mr Liangming’s record of 53 minutes and 34 seconds was witnessed and authorized by a Guinness certification officer.
He said‘I love bees and they love me. Although they call me Bee Beard I am rarely stung by my flying friends.‘As long as you keep still and don't agitate the bees then all will be well. They are most gentle creatures really and extremely clever. They are sensitive to movement so I just keep as still as possible and they like to settle on me.
‘I love bees. They are my life.

ONE OF MALAWI'S GREATEST CARTOONISTS

Vic Kasinja was an amazing cartoonist from Malawi.He used his work to confront the social issues of HIV,prostitution,drug abuse and infedility. Vic Kasinja dropped out of school due to excessive bullying, and was a self-taught artist, working in charcoal. As a graphic designer in 1981 he was discovered by the operator ofThe Daily Times and Malawi News, David Tarttersall; the News began running his feature Joza soon after. In 1997, upon a request from a Daily Times editor, he created the feature Taxina, whose name-as-title lead was a provocatively dressed woman with a highly sexual public persona. Controversial because of the subject matter, Kasinja saw his lead as a symbol for the explosion of free expression as his home country embraced democracy in the mid-1990s.He also published a book of the Joza work and made a cartoon under the direction of the United Nations. Vic Kasinja died in 2007.Some of his work include;

GHANA’S WITCHDOCTROR CLAIMS HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CHRISTIANO RONALDO’S RECENT INJURY……………KKKKKKKKKKKK

A well known Ghanaian spiritualist named Kwaku Bonsam (pictured below) claims he is responsible for Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury. Last week, the Portuguese striker was diagnosed with tendonitis in his left kneecap area, he also has a muscle problem in his left thigh.

Bonsam now claims he used witchcraft to give Ronaldo the muscle problems to prevent him from playing against Ghana in the world cup. Ghana, Portugal, USA and Germany are in Group G.

“I said it four months ago, that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World Cup, or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana, and the best thing I can do is to keep him out through injury. I am very serious about it. Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called‘Kahwiri Kapam." The witch doctor said yesterday on Ghanaian radio. i.

He says Ronaldo won't be cured in time for the world cup

"This injury can never be cured by any medic, they can never see what is causing the injury, because it is spiritual. Today, it is his knee, tomorrow it is his thigh, next day, and it is something else.” 

Lol. is it that serious? I guess it is to some. Get well soon Ronaldo! We need you at the world cup.

THE CASE OF THE MALAWIAN NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM JERSEY.............AFRICAN AC MILAN OR SUNDERLAND?

Bravo Carlsberg Malawi for coming in to help our dear Flames with a 250 million kwacha sponsorship. This is a big stride towards helping the Malawi national soccer team to reach great heights. Many companies should indeed emulate this wonderful gesture if we are to have any meaningful achievements by our dear Flames. However the Flames jersey does not in any way reflect our national emblem . What do you think guys?

CHRIS BROWN CELEBRATES RELEASE FROM JAIL WITH A CRIB PARTY

After spending nearly four months in jail for violating his probation, Chris Brown was released early this week, June 2^nd 2014. His girlfriend Karrueche and some of his friends threw him a surprise welcome home/belated birthday party yesterday June 5th in LA. Rappers Big Sean, T.Pain, Tyga, his mum and close family and friends were all there. He added weight in jail...good for him or not?.